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 07.11.2011
The guards brought beer, a box. In the middle of the working day.
WOW: for what?
You were in the office, right?
WOW : well?
Do you remember our castle? To whom should I send the card?
WOW: I remember what?
HHH: So today a new employee came to us - at the same time with me. I have the key in my pocket with a bubble - when I took it out it was wrapped in five hundred, I took the key and opened the door. The new one was surprised "this is the type of how?", and I give him "and you a little bit of it and it will open" - the type of metal in the paper is causing interference to it and it opens, only take a larger note. He opened his eyes and passed. And after lunch, the guards watched such a circus (that they did not regret me a beer box) - this picture first went there a hundred tick, then five hundred, then went out of the ATM took the money and began to tick a thousand. They were crying when the Masha came and knocked there with a half-piece (she watched him for 3 minutes) - the door opened. The newcomer was in shock. I went for chocolate for a joke.
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