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 10.11.2011
My friend Andrew had a glass of champagne, but not an ordinary one, but with a little secret. The secret was that the foot of the glass could easily be turned away from the cup and twisted back, and how not look, but the place of connection is not visible. Often on holidays, Andrew put a small ring on the foot of the glass, while offering someone from the present to remove the ring without breaking the glass. The unknowing man, twisting the glass in his hands and not finding the right solution to this task, left this problem. Only three people knew how to remove the ring: I,
Andrei and his sister Lena. But Lena and I promised not to reveal his mystery, as the focus with the ring was used by Andrey in addition to entertaining the guests for another purpose. When I met a girl and decided to break up,
Andrei invited her to dinner, and putting a glass in front of her said, that he wants to marry her, but there is one condition! he marries if she takes off the ring without breaking the glass. Andrei was alone for a long time. This continued until he met the girl IRA in the park, it was truly love at first sight. Andrei gave her flowers, gifts, led to restaurants, made all sorts of surprises. and here
Andrei decided to take a serious step, he made an offer to Irene. What was his surprise when she answered asking for a glass with a ring, saying that she also wanted to pass this test of intelligence. But even more surprised and at the same time pleased how easily she guessed how to remove that ring. Unfortunately, the joy was not long.
Opening her leg from the cup and removing the ring, Ira immediately took off her earpiece, threw it into an empty bottle of wine, closed it with a dumb block and stretched the bottle to Andrew, saying, "I will answer yes, only when you get the earpiece out of the bottle, without breaking it, and without opening the block. After that, I saw neither Irma nor a glass with a ring, and Andrew had only a closed bottle of wine with a ring inside, as a reminder that you should not treat people the way you don’t want people to treat you.
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