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 11.11.2011
Sasha... here’s a request...you just don’t fall. The customer complains that when the operator has critical days, the program hangs.
SPR: Smoke, are they shrinking? It’s a iron box, he doesn’t look under his shirt!
Sasha, they’re making a big order. That’s why I turn to you that no one else can handle it. You will get a double prize!
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SPR: Dimas, you have a prize! Cut it out of the bag boldly. This idiot forgot to set a limit on the number of clicks per cycle.
Q: And in more detail?
SPr: OS of real time. The processing of the keys costs a considerable amount of time. It is enough for five or six keys together. But! The operator is usually a quiet woman. But when she is in a bad mood, and even the computer is dumb, she hits the keyboard with her fist. by HOPA! Seven to eight keys. The processor does not have time to work out and transfer the management :-) Everything hangs :-)
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