Hello, as a vacation, have you done all the homework?
yyy: yes, today the Titanic melted
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My wife went to work and asked me to wash the refrigerator.
yyy: pulled out all the pots, put it in the bathroom, then changed the order from small to large, so that it looked like the contour of the ship. and began to flood one by one, while crying out in different voices for help, like drowning passengers
You don’t have everything at home!• Crazy
YYY: I thought so too, but Natasha came early from work and stumbled on me as I heated the Titanic and cried. I just said I was married to a sadist.
xxx:  whatever the child is delighted
YYY: You do not understand anything! It was the most epic reconstruction in history! And notice, I poured the bathroom with hot water, so my drowned not in the North Atlantic, but somewhere in the southern latitudes and most passengers saved!
XXX is humanity.
I was promised something delicious for dinner 😉
xxx: for the saved DiCaprio?))))))
YYY: No, for the washed refrigerator, and DiCaprio's snake, according to my script, was in the nose compartment and drowned the fox first!
xxx: *ROFL* *THUMBS UP* I can’t tolerate it myself))))