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 23.05.2008
I have little cockroaches in my room, and they always run on the refrigerator, the refrigerator is small, I have a belt. I am forever passing past the refrigerator, taking the caps and starting to press them... yesterday a friend came to me, and I was in a bad mood... I am passing past the refrigerator, of course I see a cockroach.... and at this moment a friend is watching the picture....from his story: “I look – you take the caps and you start to kick the refrigerator and tell me how you got me!”Dying the creature!He looks at me with astonished eyes and says inna you bad?I - they caught me!!!He - who "they?", I - "refrigerators fucking!"
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