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 23.05.2008
In the distant England ruled the King and Queen.

And the queen had beautiful breasts, which she liked very much.

and Lancelot.

He wanted to kiss them.

And then one day he asked the court magician Merlin if he could.

To help him in his desire.

Merlin agreed, but said it would cost Lancelot 1000

The gold coins. Lancelot agreed without thinking.

Merlin went to his laboratory and prepared the fluid that caused the

Shake of skin.

Then he unnoticedly entered the queen's room and handled this.

The brush of Her Majesty.

The next day the Queen felt very bad: she didn’t know where to go.

It was like it, her breasts were shaken. She complained to the King and the King.

He immediately sent for Merlin.

Merlin, examining the Queen, said it was a very strange case, and

Only the saliva of Sir Lancelot will help her.

The king sent for Lancelot, and he licked him for half an hour.

The royal breasts.

The joy of Lancelot had no limits - his desire was fulfilled.

The next day Merlin came for the fee, but Lancellot

He drove Merlin away without giving him any money.

Merlin will not complain to the King.

But Merlin was a guy not a mistake: the next night he handled

The magical fluid of the cowardly King.

Morality: You have to pay your debts.
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