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 23.05.2008
Stanislavsky is resting.

Recently filmed one scene, or rather re-filmed, because it was filmed

It has been a long time, but generally not liked the employer. and no

He liked the play of an actor, who, in short, should have been

out of a state of blessed peace to face reality and to distort

In the face of panic fear.

Well re-shoot this way to re-shoot, but due to a large load and mass

The new work was postponed to the last square and began accordingly.

About twenty three hours.

The time is half-and-a-half of the night, shot already twice ten, but the actor or bad

Study or mood was not that, well, he does not get it and that's all!

There is a blessing of peace, but there is a fear of panic in the face of the face.

There was no reality, nor is it.

One of the operators comes in, says, guys, well, let’s take a shot tomorrow,

I had to tell my wife on the phone that I was working here.

Study girl fucking. Fear of God!

Who says tomorrow will be better than today?

A fragment is a shell, and because of it all the material depends. In short, the verdict

Until we film, we will not leave.

The operator left, something ugly bumping under his nose. A few minutes through

Two I see it on the general plan monitor pulling to the decorations some

standing or a balcony. He did not pay special attention, but noted that

behind his camera sits an assistant, and the operator himself stood up at the decorations.

A new double went, a large plan, on all monitors the face of the actor from different

He sleeps happily in jealousy of everyone else. Here, as

When he opened his eyes, he suddenly heard a no-screen scream.

The meaning of what shouted the operator who jumped for the decoration

It was such a balloon that it was so much easier to write...

Oh well here. If you remove five mates from his phrase and replace them with normal ones

In other words, the proposal would look like this:

Let go, the curtains! Give me this homosexual shit.

I hit my face!! to

The crying signs could be written more, but all the passion.

I can’t express my emotions, even if I write two or three pages. A is

I would like to remind you that when the decoration jumped angry

The actor has opened his eyes, and that’s why.

The last shot that day.

And I remembered this because yesterday I showed that material in the end.

Options for the employer. He looked and was very pleased, and at the end

He said:

Well, you can if you want! Even such an actor.

Stanislavsky would be pleased! Look at the emotional spark of the actor.

On the face is written...
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