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 23.05.2008
The Telecommunications Forum

A polio grandmother from the neighboring house claimed to protect our institute building.
Carla, they are radiating! Cable TV, and maybe, the Internet... We have all gone away from the enthusiasm of the Internet, and in the head of zombies. One expert explained it to me.
She complained to the prefect, the commission came, something was measured.
They said "76". Give me a scientist, a radio physicist (and we have a radio physics institute), let him tell me what 76 is!
The guards called me – as such a scientist. What is Important? Still, the aunt does not let anyone say a word, constantly speaking herself.
- I understand, everyone is bought and intimidated, but I am also not a lick. What kind of scientists do you have if you can’t tell what 76 is?
Everyone was rescued by the head of the guard, a former man. Who asked:
How much is 76? See also 120! What are you complaining about?
And you know, it worked! I cleaned up.
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