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 23.11.2011
Liloo: I have invented it. I will send him a new year card with an ultrasound photo and a signature "he has your eyes".
e2-d2 is a. He replied to you with his echoed eyes. and I sign - "now exactly my". And then when your baby is asked who he looks like, he will say, “I don’t know who he looks like, but I have daddy eyes.” And such a bowl of formaline gets behind the back.
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