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 29.11.2011
Now the boss (wife, two children) is telling. He had a dialogue with a friend.

She: "Do you know how to raise your mood? Throw on any SMS number: "I am pregnant". By the way, I dropped you. Why not answer? Where is your phone?"
Head of "House"

The boss cries, he says, I don't know what is waiting for me at home tonight, but the mood is really uplifting.
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