A man goes into a souvenir store. He sees a small bronze figure of a cat. The price book reads: "A cat is 1000 rubles, its history is 10,000 rubles."
Can I buy a cat without history? He asks the seller.
- Of course, - replies the seller, - but after the story you will return anyway.
A man buys a small bronze cat and walks around the city. Suddenly he notices that a cat follows him first, then another, and then another. Thousands of cats follow him. The man in horror begins to run away. Cats are not behind. Then he flaps and throws a small bronze figure of cat into the river. All the cats who had fled before this for the man, immediately jump into the water following the statue and drown.
The man goes back to the same souvenir store.
“I warned you that you would go back to history,” he said.
The seller.
Fuck the history! The man responds. You have a small bronze.
The Unicorn?