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 05.12.2011
Why do cafes and restaurants clean up menus?
222: Not to bother at the table. A normal restaurant has a website and a normal restaurant has the internet. You go to the site, look at the menu and do not hurt the brain, neither yourself nor people.
333: Oh, soon you will not have to leave the house - the dishes will be pumped directly into the stomach via the Internet.
444: Gastritis begins from the Trojan.
333: Eye, batenka - from the Trojan helminthiasis will begin :(
555: Your rectum is blocked! To unlock the rectum, send SRAT SMS to 1234
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