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 09.12.2011
A_l_K: “Yesterday I cracked over some nightly news (I don’t remember which program)

In short, a catch was poured into the Cultural Park. And they wanted to do it civilizedly, like, as they said, "as in Europe" - racing for rent to give without a pledge, under an honest word. And what do you think happened? After 3 days, the store was covered because our citizens managed to cut 210 pairs of skates in 3 days.

But that’s not all, bluff.
Covering the store, they began to distribute skates under a pledge of 1500 rubles. Directly in the announcement they wrote, “Sorry, but we are forced to stop the experiment, and now we are putting back the deposit, 1500 rubles.”
And what do you think happened?
The civilians pulled the burned bowls back. Yes Yes Yes!

But not with repentance and apologies, but in order to evaporate them like electricity taken, and eat a thousand and a half.

And you say - the elections are fair to you, bluff :)
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