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 24.05.2008
The diamond:
I came late in the evening tired from work, my wife is already at home, sitting behind a compot in a jacket and cowboys, drinking beer, watching some militant.
I had nothing to eat, cooked dinner, eaten, fed my wife (she didn’t come out because of the comp).
The bed slept, he slept. here comes the wife, wakes me up, fucking, then turns around and falls asleep (well at least not grabbed :)
The diamond:
I am lying down, I cannot sleep.
I lie down and think, Who are we?


The guy who is the wife here is hz, but who is the detainee - immediately understandable.
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