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 18.12.2011
We sit in society, trying to bustle the historian, in order to stretch the time and not write the test.
M: L.B., you have such a powerful voice, you are such a great woman!
L b.You know, I had a boy here. He says, “If we could carry weapons and kill teachers, I would have killed you, L.B., first.”
M: Who is this fool?
( the pause )
L b. (with a deceitful smile): It doesn’t matter. He is no longer.
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