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 19.12.2011
Apres: I realized today that I’m getting so excited and that it’s time to get connected with computers when in the universe our dean asked, “Listen, you’re such a smart boy, you’re learning great and all that... why did you get into a programmer? I would go to an economic faculty".
ALEXANDROFF: Hm... what’s it about? Maybe that’s his civic position.
Apres is fucking! Yes, I have a specialty - accounting, analysis and audit!
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