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 23.12.2011
I was talking to my wife on the phone.
She says:
Give me a shirt and it will be my gift.
As you want.
In short, she offers me measures to go to remove, I begin to dictate.
Length 174 cm, width 80 cm. Inside the cloth fabric, outside the tree, better oak, the cover is also oak cutting.
She says:
I’ve recorded it all, I’ll call you now.
Then she read what she wrote...
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