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 27.12.2011
XXX: I live in a dormitory. I got a new neighbor. She is 18 years old, she builds up such a chicula, an intellectual. A Frenchman calls her Mary, asking her to call her Mary. It doesn’t wash, it doesn’t wash!bed linen changes once every two months, her hair rolls everywhere, sleep in clothes, fantasy and wraps throw right into the closet to her. such a fucking girl. she wakes up at 6 a.m. and 2 a.m. paints, the marathon leads, like dressing so decent looks, but I as a man who lives with her I am amazed: how in appearance a normal man is such a pig!!! to
Say to her, pardonne mazel, could not your fucking assets wash and the papers from the candy not chew in the armour, but throw in the pub, eat your left, fucking de merde
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