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 07.01.2012
On some site with films, there was a discussion of the reality of colors during special effects. The tearful monologue almost made himself slide.

You haven’t seen the red color!! to
XHH: I have never met with girls, a beautiful girl was hit immediately, and we, having crossed several times, decided to meet!
xxx: First date, all this, an uncomprehensible feeling of stiffness, excitement, the experience of being out of thread
Oh yeah yeah! I was from the niche!
I forgot my cell phone at home.
XHH: I understood this when I approached the meeting place and already saw her speaking (attention!!) My relationship with my grandmother!! to
XHH: Rather, my grandmother spoke: "Are you a grandmother? I am his grandmother! Did he leave the phone at home? How do I know? Please don’t hold my grandson’s hand, I saw a couple of weeks ago something suspicious in his hands (it was my black scotch), don’t feed him – he can go down under himself, and (all on the same loud connection, with a shout of scream) don’t have sex with him, he should still GET!!!! to
You didn’t see the red color!! to

Ppc, the poor man) and strong! Once since then hasn’t committed suicide, and it’s still out 😉
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