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 08.01.2012
Emergency doctor with 50 years of experience (on lectures, facial expression - monstrously calm):
"If you are lucky, and you will see an open fracture of the chest..."
"... and the driver of the killing takes off half the heads. We come - and he is already brainwashing with rain, what can we do here?"
Come home and pull your grandmother, well or grandfather, by the hand – do you hear the scream?
A lot of girls then long drowned after such lectures.
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