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 11.01.2012
He - Hi, beautiful, let's get to know when I saw you - I fell in love at first sight without memory!
She – let me. I warn immediately that after a day of dating I do not go on a date, with one went beat, took all the money and the iPhone.
It is a mobile phone :'(
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