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 12.01.2012
Yashur: I work as a security guard at the international trade fair in Frankfurt am Main. Today, some Hindus were brought to the stand. Stand, nothing to yourself - chairs with leather blanket, two unshakable plasmas turn the advertisement of this firm. Something in the spirit: "We are a serious company! We take responsibility for the environment. Our products are of exceptionally high quality. We are a strong company with steel grip!"
Leaving the stand, the Hindus instruct me – you, greet, both look, so that nothing of our products is stolen. I’m playing OK. They are hot, just really looking at both. Believe in Kerry. Believe in Kerry. I’m playing OK. I think fucking. You make the towels. Fuck the towels!
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