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 13.01.2012
The husband wants new headphones, talk to his wife:

You have few headphones. Yes to? :P

Rezo: A real man should have headphones for every occasion of life. And cases are different (for example, 3D gaming with multi-channel sound). :P

Diana: But first of all, a real man should take care that his wife has a shirt, at least three evening dresses and a few costumes, and a few pairs of shirts, and so three or four rings, a couple of bracelets and collars in different styles, a library of classics, not to forget about modernism, a collection of new albums of her favorite performers, well and if a man is not only real, but also natural creative, then the rest he will add :)

Rezo: By the time I acquire all this, I will no longer need headphones, but a hearing aid. :D
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