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 15.01.2012
Delf: You know, I suffered a year without a girlfriend, do you know how I got? Do not know? But here I will tell you, Blin, I tried to talk to somebody, meet. But as a result, nine (nine) girls were turned from the door. Even my closest friends stopped communicating with me. And how? For a guy twenty-five years to lose everything and everyone. I thought I had gathered myself. No, I just got puzzled. Yes, this car, this work, this Moscow fucking, and just life has been strained!!! This is what it really means to be forever alone. And you are talking...
Do you have a key to 22?
Dutch : No. With 15 fingers.
Delf is trouble.
The girl is harder.
Delf: Well I don't know, the clock at 22 and the guy that without the key won't turn.
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