I work in a car service. A girl comes. He says, “I need to change candles and oil in the machine. It is urgently needed.” Running
by 32000. Candles were changed 2 thousand years ago, oil needed only 90 thousand. The candles are perfect. Oil in the machine too. Ask her a logical question:

Who told you to change that?
and husband. I said urgently.

We are confused. In a joke we say:

Maybe he just had to drive you out of the house?

She gets huge round eyes and she’s looking at the whole service:

Get out of it, I’ve flown!!! to

Chat straight even uncomfortable, suddenly the truth little burned))))