My grandfather, in the past, was a sailor on a merchant ship. The incident took place in the beautiful Soviet past, in one of the ports of our vast and then still great homeland.
3 hours of night. All the ships in the port (and, respectively, their crews) are already sleeping peacefully. Nothing predicted trouble, and here on ALL the ships, from ALL the speakers (in the port all the ships are adjusted to the same frequency) the YELLOW loud call of the newly arrived ship:
"The Secretary of State!!! This is crystal! The crystal! Dispatcher, take the goose crystal!and "
Silence... Everyone naturally woke up. Probably except for the director. Because of the dynamics, with a double force spread:
"The Secretary of State!!! This is crystal! The crystal! Dispatcher, take the goose crystal!and "
The guys are already starting to scream with their teeth, but you can’t do anything, the cattle controller is not in a hurry to answer... And from the loudspeakers already crushing, continues, cracking, calling to the conscience of the controller Gus-Krustalny:
"The Secretary of State!!! This is a crystal goose!! And the crystal!!and "
And then from the loudspeakers comes the evil, untouched voice of one of the captains, one of the ships standing in the port:
"Yes, you are so cute!and "
Silence... The cautious voice of Gus-Crystal:
"Eye... And who says it?"
The voice of another captain, but also evil and unsleeping:
"Everyone is talking..."