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 17.01.2012
XXX: Antho, laugh at me)), today there was an anecdotal incident with me at McDonald’s.

XXX: While waiting for a taxi in the shopping center, decided to go to the toilet, naturally to the McDonald's))) People there are almost no, working hours. There is a toilet like that, only 2 cabins and 2 pissuars... I honestly never use pissuars))) Intimate is an occupation and I like to stay alone. Both cabins are closed but not occupied, I choose one from the balde, I open... and sheam. Pizdec, the painting with oil, in the sense of not even oil but dirt... )) The toilet is shattered, so that my legs have shaken from what I saw )) sprayed not only the thrown-off cover, but even the walls behind the push ))))) The first thought was that someone's ass exploded. ))) And I, a man with an unusual thinking, decided to photograph this magnificence on the phone in order to impress a friend who was waiting on the street)) When I got the phone and stood at the cabin with the open door, right opposite the entrance to the toilet, I ran anxious thought that in vain I did it.... And here comes a cleaner ))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) She shimmered at me, then on the beauty in the cabin, then again on me... her neck stretches out, her eyes roll out... and she issued a phrase from which I just barely laughed.
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