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 18.01.2012
We go somehow with a friend (D) to Brooklyn and he says:
A friend of mine is out of prison today.
Why was he jailed?? to
He crashed into a yacht in a car.
I am how?? to
D - Yes, he was drunk from the police, and decided right on the car
drop into the water to immediately get to the hospital and not to pass the test
On to alcohol! Because in America for driving in a drunk state are sent to jail and for a long time! And near the pier, the yacht was unfortunately parked. In the end
He flew into the yacht, swallowed water and did not pass any tests. He was sentenced to prison for dangerous driving.
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