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 21.01.2012
I don’t have a cat, neither do my neighbors. Therefore, the fisherman let all the small fish go home. But ten days ago at work, on the sidewalk, where I encountered the car, an illusion appeared - a purple, smoky with angel eyes. She feeds on what the guards will bring (and don’t carry very much, say), plus, she has taken on actively exterminating the mouse population in the district. So I had an opportunity to pick up a small fish from the lake. What I did successfully on Sunday. And on Monday, he brought three pieces to the doorway, leaving the rest in his refrigerator at the company.
The fish did not give the cat any special attention. She did not write circles around, did not mourn exhausted, losing consciousness from the smell - smelled and left.
I ate it on the day we left the area.

On Tuesday, having taken three more pieces, he went back to the passage. The cat was sitting on the spot where I put her fish yesterday. But not alone. There was a mouse nearby. When I saw the fish, the cat was alive. As I realized, she decided to offer me a natural exchange by advertising her product. The hat of the mouse!(the cat signaled a raised pipe tail, instead of a thumb), meat - low-calorie! (This can be judged by the cat itself.) Dietary winter mouse, bear! Why is she me?
After completing the procedure with passes, I went to the car. The cat, catching the mouse, rushed after me and sat at the door, showing in all sight: and the mouse how??? I had to go out and pick up a veto. Naturally, at the first turn, the mouse flew into the snow.
Yesterday, the cat was sitting with the second mouse, today, the third has already flown. If things go at such a pace, you don’t have to dig up the mice and order a mantle or a hat from their hats.)
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