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 21.01.2012
My father told me it was in the army. The morning of January 1.
Arrived in the part of the general from Moscow, with a check. They walk, therefore, the general and the part (major), the part is shown to all, the general from behind is weakly wrapped, apparently sick, January 1, anyway. We arrived at the car park. And the day before there someone's nose was broken, the snow at the entrance was sprinkled with red spots.
Components of the service: - What are these scratches?
Well, the compot was blown out, the remains...
Maybe it’s not tea? Maybe you’ve been there all night?
Maybe you’re drinking the wine???! to
General: Oh, who’s going to drink wine like that?? to
Parts: KM The argument!! to
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