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 24.01.2012
He worked as an electrician. I had to make lighting in the garage basement. We came to the basement on Friday night and brought everything we needed for work. Cable, lamps, and 36V lamp box. When they left, they closed into their castle. I came to work on Monday morning. The castle is in place, and the lights have their feet made. As usual, no one knows or has seen anything. I had to go back to the warehouse and get another box of bulbs.
The laughter began later. A car mechanic came to us. He wanted to ask something, but was embarrassed. He comes, sits, talks a little and leaves. Sometimes he just sits. And at one moment it happened. He says: "Men, what is a shit? I spin the light bulb, and it is baked - and it burns, and the cane becomes white? Already a dozen changed - the same stuff." Here we hit him, forced the bulbs back and covered the lawn so that the bosses did not know anything. They sat well then. ;)
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