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 25.01.2012
God punishes for greed.

Three friends, Michael, Peter and Vasily, went fishing. Before the start, they concluded a contract: whoever catches the largest - buys vodka.
It was good, and very good, only with Michael and Peter. Basil looked at the stationary float, and he was heated by the thought: "Nothing, but I will drink vodka on a hollow!"
In order not to sit down, he made a small pull, and suddenly he was hanging... Yes, so that the bucket in the bow. The snake proved to be strong, and he pulled to the ass a two-kilogram hole, which the hook stuck behind the backplate.
Michael and Peter who watched him did not break out of jealousy. And what they envy, the candidate for the purchase of vodka decided... Michael only stated: "God sees who will offend!“”
What do you mean? Basil was surprised.
I say that greed is also a wickedness... We’ve seen you.
“catch” on a naked hook, without a knot.
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