All quests in the RPG can be marked by the following algorithm:
“Come here, I need to talk.
What happened?
-Listen, I was joking here, but the toilet paper turned out to be over, I don't even know what to do.
I feel sorry for you.
Could you get me to the toilet paper? It’s just to cross this desert, climb this mountain, kill three trolls.
“Well, I’m saving mankind from the great ancient evil that has awakened, but I’m going to take the time to get you to the toilet paper.
-Oh thank you, I would of course go out myself, but you understand - the pants are dirty, in exchange I will thank you properly
Fuck the paper.
Sorry, the toilet paper is over. But I know where to get it. You need to cut down a tree in the east, sprinkled it in the west, glued the pebbles in the north and stamped the paper in the south on the mud of the Three Dead in the night from February 28 to 29 singing the songs of the Na-Na group (trollface).
All the wicked resort with this wicked paper to the first man
Here is your paper.
Ooo thank you! I was sitting at the wall all this time, waiting for you, shake I can rub! Here, keep your reward - the megahuynik, the unnecessary armor, a bunch of which you have already found and thrown out while scratching this scratch paper..."