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 28.01.2012
He worked as a sales consultant in the IT technology department in a household appliance store. The hair was long, collected in the tail. I was under 100 kg, in general, I sit behind the comp in this form, I order for new systems, then from the back to the shoulder so timidly someone knocked:
Can you tell me where you sell the dusts here?
I turn around, the grandmother stands, in a cloth like that, God’s flock.
I had no time to answer anything...

Having seen the six-month sickness, the grandmother, crossed with the scream of "Early Baby" whispered out of the store so sharply that the touch door did not have time to open...
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