The beach season is approaching and here is the lesson of history.

Last year, I stayed at a guest house with an old comrade in the country near Peter.

In early August it was so hot that the waters of the Gulf of Finland

warm and became quite suitable for bathing (especially in drunk form).



We took a beer with a friend and went to the beach in Zelenogorsk. The weather is wonderful, yes.

A real exhibition of burning female charms. Nearby from us

two floors, in narrow bikinis, long legs and very

and attractive.

A man comes in on a bicycle. under the age of forty, in

wear shorts and shirt, glasses, with a belly and pale like the shadow of a father

and Hamlet. He asks us to take care of the equipment and climbs into the bay, swimming.

Plysting, he returned and turned to the fifty jokes: "The vodka is like this,

Why not swim? Do you not know swimming? Do you want me to learn?” Fifi is disgusting.

How are you laughing? (what are you laughing? It is completely ignored.

The man, not offended at all, goes to sunbath.

Here appears a companion of some masters and the fifths start immediately.

Showing an activity. They catch badminton and jump, show

His face, and not only. The masters themselves immediately lead to the trap, and

They will soon go for ice cream and champagne.

The major did not rush back, as the 430th Lexus goes straight to the beach.

from which a man in a costume hopes out and goes to our

A neighbor with a bicycle.

by Victor Alexandrovich. Almost crying out a costume,

You will bring me to a heart attack! cannot be so! All the guards fell off their feet.

"Loch ocular" with annoyance masks his hand and straight all in the sand climbs into the

The car. The costume loads the bicycle into the trunk and the Lexus leaves.

When I recall what expression froze on the smelly faces of "hunting",

I still can’t stand up to the evil laughter.