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 30.01.2012
From the forum:

I like masturbation more, too, but not because it’s forbidden, but because it’s easier.
And then first these affections for 20 minutes, then the physical training itself for 2 hours. And the hands tremble from fatigue and the back is wet, and I already want tea with cookies. But it was all over, then the heavyweight: in the shower in turn and more hugs. In total, for one ejaculation, you threaten three hours and get tired like the hell.
I pulled it in 10 minutes, put it in the bathroom, and that was it. You do not even have to go in the shower. It was released for three days."
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