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 01.02.2012
Finished the repair in the bathroom and suddenly burned up to buy a jacuzzi for meditation-relaxation and sexual pleasures with a loved one. I spent a long time searching the net, choosing from 30 thousand dollars to the cost of almost my entire apartment along with all the repairs.

Plunged at some point, went to the site two pelicans (this is important). They have a fun logo in the form of two blue peelings (this is also important). Called, long chosen with the boy-manager, chosen, went to make a prepayment.

And when we talked on the phone, I was caught in a fun spirit with their logo, and the connection with the soft voice of the manager overcame the thought that I was going to the nest of the blue.

I come, go to the store and see two brutal unbarred uncles, when seen, the blue color is most likely to remind me of the Day of the Lander than anything else.

We met joyfully, a couple of questions on the essence.
All the papers signed, bla bla bla, I’m about to leave and I’m like a fool, I ask.
Why are you called the Two Pelicans?
Well, because we two, with whom the company started
Why is your logo so blue?

One uncle stumbled. And the second one suddenly darkened and gave,
- girl, because the pelicans are water-floating, and the water...%#$@#$&#$@... BLUE
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