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 04.02.2012
I go out the street in the evening, suddenly a guy stops, says, "Friend, can you borrow the phone, call me? I have a battery dead." I think of myself: "Yes! I will finally get rid of my Siemens C55 and buy a normal phone." and with the words "Yes, of course" I stretch his cell phone. He sticks on her for ten seconds, then returns and says "B** sorry, I forgot the number"
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