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 07.02.2012
Any girl like the “Seeing a Pineapple,” two in one, and the “Homo Sapiens,” and the female.
And there are situations when, as a man, she treats a guy very well. He loves and appreciates him very much. But like a female, he is not put in a cock. He does not see a reproductive partner in it and it is all there.
When they communicate, she is affectionate with him, smiles, idyllic in general. But she will lie down in her clothes, but will not give him. To another, from whom she is bored and five minutes to talk to them nothing - she will give. He will consider him an ungrateful scourge, will complain to the first, what the last scourge, but will fuck him, and the first will whisper to the last drop of blood, because he does not want to lose such a wonderful friend.
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