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 12.02.2012
There was just Homo. I, the owner of the common name Alexander, will come home after a walk. At home there is a telephone, the households are watching a movie. I just enter the door, and I have a woman’s voice from the threshold.
Hello to you, Sasha.
I: I am at home.
The Home: Hi
Q: Have you already returned?
I am: Well, yes...
I wanted to invite you to the exhibition. It will be interesting.
I: I do not mind. Just for!
And the wild rust of the households silences the answer to the calf. Because of them I listened to where they were called and at what time. Forget it!
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