Our people are stupid and stupid.
Today, a buyer came to the store, all such a calculated and type "concrete", say I know what I want - asks he means a question about bread, so that with the doser was, 24 programs and (further goes hysterical laughter) boiling borscht...
And he is so confident in his words, proving this by the fact that his brother bought one - to see a brother with a sense of humor in him, I imagine how the brother breaks in pieces from laughter...