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 14.02.2012
Recently, melodrams have moved on to that genre.
Previously, it was a pure horror film.
It's like a movie about vampires, and the slugs chew for two hours.
I think we should wait a few more steps soon.

Joe the Zombie. They eat human brains.
But he also has feelings. He loves a black woman named Merry.
And despite the rotten skin, it’s a mutual feeling.

Merry wants to tell people that the zombies are generally good, despite killing everyone they can.
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