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 16.02.2012
Discussion at the "Cinema" news about the new Ninja Turtles film". It is controversial which director would have taken over this project.
The box:
In Nolan's Ninja Turtles, turtles would suffer from severe psychological trauma from their deep youth, and the main villain would be Donatello.
In Burton’s Ninja Turtles, Depp would have played a Splinter rat, Helena Bonham would have played April, and the turtles themselves would have been a delightful zombie.
In the Ninja Turtles of Salman King (if he lived), April would have slept with all the turtles, while secretly wishing for Splinter.
In the Ninja Turtles, Mikhalkov – Mikhalkov would play Tsar.
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