Computer science, 2nd course, introductory lesson:
Computers are new, the next batch is foreseeable shortly, about 20 years later, for this we do not touch anything, we hold the mouse with two fingers, if you are not comfortable, ask for help from a neighbor, we do not tap the keyboard, do not turn the monitor, do not bend, if anything - change your position on the chair!
(Student) Igor Petrovich, the monitor stands so that absolutely nothing is visible.
Prepod thinks and answers - Move the chair, if it doesn't help try to turn it on.

The rest of the couple went through in an attempt to suppress hysteria))