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 09.03.2012
Aquarius tourists have a chip to tie mobile phones, documents, money, etc. In the permafrost. Not to wet.
And one day, my friend and I went to the pharmacy "to get stuck" before the trip.
Comrade: I have three packs of condoms, super-strong, without lubrication.
In the sight of the seller, he calmly added:
This is for subordinates.
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