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 13.03.2012
xxx: fuck, fuck, fuck and fuck
Zzzz: What did he do again?
XX: He promised to wake me up. I asked him gently. He cleverly squeezed and said that I would have a wet pussy in the morning.
ZZZ is?
XX: Of course, I knew him in advance.
Zzzz: So what did he do?
XXX: Something... Our cat poured out of my soul and wrapped me under the blanket. The Fucks.
zzz: ahaha fucking fucking fucking fucking
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