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 14.03.2012
Natasha is a slim blonde, all so fragile, you can break the look if you embrace her.

Natasha has a car – Suzuki Swift, Natasha loves his car. She lives on the 17th floor.

Every morning, Natasha leaves the entrance with a five-liter bottle of water and goes to the car, and in the evening Natasha pulls a five-liter bottle home.

Do you think Natasha carries an empty bottle at night? The bottle is full! And so every day! Natasha goes out in the morning with a five-litre bottle of water and in the evening enters the entrance with the same bottle. Neighbors have long been staring at Natasha. Everybody wondered what she was doing?

I talked to her, I met her. Everything turned out to be much simpler and more ingenious than you could have thought.

Natasha is very thin and weighs only 47 kilograms. The elevator does not carry it!! The elevator is designed for a minimum of 50 kilograms of weight, so Natasha has to carry a five-litre bottle of water with her every day, because in our house only a cargo elevator works!
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