From Contact:
Famous porn actress Sasha Gray has signed a preliminary contract with football club Manchester United. She will be able to help her new team in early summer. As commented by the newly appeared "football player": "I am very happy! This is a new moment in my life! I very much hope that my talents will help me quickly master because I have to do all the same things that I do in porn. And the salary is higher!"
The Dutch:
They’re going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going?
by Andrei:
Dashenka, apparently not familiar with the work of Sasha... For her, the football team is a tifu. A boring Tuesday.