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 17.03.2012
I talk to a married girlfriend in Assko, asking how she felt as a wife:
I (00:21:00 16/03/2012)
How were the first six months?
Girlfriend (00:21:31 16/03/2012)
As if you painted your hair green.
Girlfriend (00:21:35 16/03/2012)
You know what you painted.
Girlfriend (00:21:37 16/03/2012)
Everyone is aware
Girlfriend (00:21:49 16/03/2012)
Every time you eat, you see yourself in the mirror.
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