I work in the Russian office of an international company, respectively, there are enough foreigners. In our department for an internship yesterday sent John - a young American, speaks Russian well, but there are gaps in the spoken language. Yesterday, for example, asked me what it is in Russian to "drop" - well, they didn't teach them this on language courses, what to do, and on NTV or TNT today you won't hear that. Quickly and easily explained with the help of his native and understandable "fuck". I laughed, thanked and left.
This morning I was out. I come for lunch, I go to the department, and I see John sitting. I went to him - what, I said, hanged his nose, maybe friend?

- Vania, I think the boss is not happy with my job.
Why did you take it?
"Today he called me and told me that he was sending me a trip to Ass-Trahani.